It is the first day of university

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  • Published on: Tuesday, September 10, 2019
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    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).

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    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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    With love,

    Jenny Cravitz

    Source: https://youtu.be/qIPaqFo0t3Y

Comments

  • Amy

    Amy

     1 hours ago

    Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  • Tom Jett

    Tom Jett

     1 hours ago

    whats the song in the beginning

  • Acnili-chili

    Acnili-chili

     3 hours ago

    Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  • Giglipuff Darumaka

    Giglipuff Darumaka

     3 hours ago

    My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  • kriti G

    kriti G

     6 hours ago

    7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  • Leslys

    Leslys

     6 hours ago

    ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
    lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  • Sieg Nihil

    Sieg Nihil

     7 hours ago +1

    Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  • *meme master87*

    *meme master87*

     7 hours ago

    Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

  • V S C O

    V S C O

     7 hours ago

    can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  • Saraf Wasima Siddique

    Saraf Wasima Siddique

     8 hours ago

    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  • Bianca Marchetti

    Bianca Marchetti

     8 hours ago

    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  • Camron Holdcroft

    Camron Holdcroft

     8 hours ago

    When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on YouTube so you’re just wasting your time

  • Timi Agiri

    Timi Agiri

     9 hours ago

    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  • lovesins •

    lovesins •

     10 hours ago

    sigh, :c

  • Elijah Johnson

    Elijah Johnson

     10 hours ago

    In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  • Ashley

    Ashley

     10 hours ago

    How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  • Cass LuLu

    Cass LuLu

     10 hours ago

    I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

  • I’m Peter

    I’m Peter

     12 hours ago

    What university you go to?

  • Kee Glanzmann

    Kee Glanzmann

     12 hours ago

    DANCE MOMS

  • Firelightdaisy

    Firelightdaisy

     12 hours ago

    You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore